Bickering Boomers

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He said – Nothing Else to Do, Can I Go Too?

August 30, 2007 · Leave a Comment

It’s ninety degrees outside, the grass is like rusty steel wool, you can’t play golf with me because you passed out the last two times you played, yes, I planned to be at the computer or television all weekend.

Since you didn’t ask, can I go too?

(She said yes.) 

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She said – Blogging All Weekend?

August 30, 2007 · Leave a Comment

If you’re going to just sit in front of the computer all weekend, I’m going to Austin to Sandra’s.

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He said – Hand towel, dish towel, what’s the difference?

August 4, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I just want to use a towel to mop my massive brow after mowing the yard. Don’t they both get washed after they are used? Using the same detergent in the same washing machine?  I don’t have ecoli growing on my head!

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He said – Room Temperature is Room Temperature

July 11, 2007 · Leave a Comment

What’s the difference if you put it in cold water which then warms up and letting the meat sit on the counter at room temperature – or outside – to thaw.  It’s just cold meat getting warm!

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She said – Never, Ever Thaw Meat Outside

July 11, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Received a call this afternoon from daughter #1 asking if she should thaw some chicken outside (They live in FL.).  Her husband told her that’s what to do.

Never, ever, thaw meat outside!!!

Uh, oh! You’re home and forgot to defrost something for dinner! Use the cold water method to fully or partially defrost frozen meats. This is faster than refrigerator thawing but requires a little more attention. The food must be in a leak-proof package or plastic bag because meat tissue can also absorb water like a sponge as it thaws, resulting in a watery product. Fill a nonreactive glass or ceramic bowl with cold tap water and submerge the package of meat, changing the water every 30 minutes so it continues to thaw. Small packages of meat or poultry (about 1 pound) may be partially thawed in about 15 minutes, or completely defrosted in an hour or less. A 3- to 4-pound package may take 2 to 3 hours. Once thawed, the food must be cooked immediately. Foods thawed by the cold water method should be cooked before refreezing. Never thaw meat in warm water as this will allow bacteria to grow on the warm outer surface.

Enuf said!

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He Said – blog about “he said.”

July 11, 2007 · Leave a Comment

A digression from usual style, but I couldn’t resist linking to this funny blog.

, “he said.”  I love this book title.

Thanks to a thoughtful friend, I now own a copy of “Shut Up!” He Explained, by William Noble (Paul S. Erickson, Publisher, 1987).

The blogger goes on to illustrate all the groaners (I’ve used a few myself) that are substituted for “said.”

  • “Oh, let’s go to bed,” growled Dan.
  •  ”You might tell me all about it, Sara,” I insinuated.
  • “You’ve got to give the spell time to work,” he expostulated.

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She said – To Eat…..Duh!

July 4, 2007 · Leave a Comment

You bought the stuff so I could make a batch of “calico beans“, which sounds good to me.  I bet you eat them too!

Hmmmm…..I don’t recall having Oreo cookies on the list, why did you buy those?

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He said – Why Am I Buying All This Stuff?

July 4, 2007 · Leave a Comment

When you asked your friend Sheila if they wanted to join us for the concert and fireworks, she said, OK they would bring the KFC.  You said, OK we’ll bring the plates and drinks.

So why did I have to go to the grocery to buy two kinds of beans, brown sugar, watermelon PLUS the drinks?

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He said – Perfect

June 26, 2007 · Leave a Comment

OK, sometimes in addition to bickering, we crack each other up.  When she said that, I cracked up and said that was perfect.

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She said – I’m Telling Everyone It’s My Unborn Twin

June 26, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I had my knee scoped yesterday to remove what was supposed to be a cyst.  Turns out, it was a bone chip.  I’m telling my friends, it’s my undeveloped twin.  I’ll take one of the dog’s baby teeth in for proof

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She said – It’s Sitting in Front of the Computer

June 24, 2007 · Leave a Comment

“He said” doesn’t move too often because it interferes with his blogging.Wonder what Monday will bring when he brings me home from surgery. I’ll be waiting on pain pills because he “needs to finish this thought”.

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He said – You Always Said I Needed a Hobby

June 24, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I think I found one: blogging or reading other bloggers.

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Life Imitates Commercial

June 23, 2007 · 1 Comment

No bickering here… yet… but we just totally did one of the bits from Nationwide’s Life Comes At You Fast.

It’s the light switch flipping one.

He’s standing a light switch, wife is at table obviously doing something requiring concentration. He’s flipping switch to see what it controls.

We just totally did that!  We have some outside lighting and a pond pump that stopped working last winter.  Today I decided I would fix it.

The pump didn’t work, so I moved it to another outlet where it worked. I came inside and checked all the breakers and they looked OK.  I said something to her and she asked if maybe the light switch that didn’t turn anything on could control it.

So we did the bit.

I wonder if my neighbor’s garage door was going up and down.

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