He said – Suez Canal is Done.

On his to-do list:

Clean Gutters

She said, “what you been doing, I just got up.”

He said, “cleaning gutters, you didn’t hear me banging in the gutters right outside the window?”

She said, “did you do the ones in back?”

 Here’s what he heard: “thanks for building the Suez Canal, did you get the bridge over San Francisco Bay built yet?