He said – Nothing Else to Do, Can I Go Too?

It’s ninety degrees outside, the grass is like rusty steel wool, you can’t play golf with me because you passed out the last two times you played, yes, I planned to be at the computer or television all weekend.

Since you didn’t ask, can I go too?

(She said yes.) 

She said – Blogging All Weekend?

If you’re going to just sit in front of the computer all weekend, I’m going to Austin to Sandra’s.

He said – Hand towel, dish towel, what’s the difference?

I just want to use a towel to mop my massive brow after mowing the yard. Don’t they both get washed after they are used? Using the same detergent in the same washing machine?  I don’t have ecoli growing on my head!